Putting your hand in Large Hadron Collider… feel the science!

So this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NMqPT6oKJ8
asks the question, ‘what would happen if you put your hand in the beam of the large hadron collider. However the answers were more speculation that varied from burning a hole in your hand to blowing it off. This is my attempt to more accurately answer the question, what would happen if you put your hand in the beam of the large hadron collider.